



Either I had a small stroke recently or I’m getting dumber. Honestly, it’s a toss up. The fact that I’m currently skipping English class to sleep, watch Merlin, and eat real food kind of tips the scale to the “dumber” side of things.

Luckiest bird alive: ”This Friday, July 6, 2012, photo, shows a 70-day-old golden eagle in Ogden, Utah, that was feared lost but found burned alive on June 28 behind a charred tree, about 25 feet below the nest that was burned to a crisp in the 5,500-acre Dump Fire near Saratoga Springs. The raptor was taken to the Wildlife Rehbilitation Center of Ogden where it was nicknamed ‘Phoenix.’” Do yourself a favor and click the full-resolution version of this photo. (photo by Leah Hogsten/The Salt Lake Tribune/AP)
Conan O’Brien cuddling with a jaguar cub. [video]
I want to host a talk show.
No you don’t. You just want to cuddle jaguar cubs and possibly meet Stephan Merchant one day.